Friday, 15 February 2013

GUMPTYR: Thinkin' Bout the Government

Enclosed is part of the first song I had ever written with lots recently added, in fact the first verse is the only thing remaining from the original song. Enjoy though



Thinkin’ bout the government and all the dreams we had
Even walkin’ down the street gets me kinda sad
The woman that I love, she’s getting married
To some other guy that I don’t like

Oh how mother sighs her whole life’s gone by
She wants the best for me, she wants me to be free
Then there’s Daddio, and he says to go
To a university, get myself a degree

I don’t want love but I wanna be loved
I don’t want love, I just wanna be loved
I want to hear the screams and I want to hold the seems
I want to be singer and I want to be a winner

I gotta away and I gotta leave today
My body’s pumped from pain that my heart can’t explain
I wake up with the chills and so I grab a few pills
My palms are growing hair and there’s no woman anywhere

Oh Lyanna holds the key and ol’ billy’s teasing me
The locksmith is counting; 6, 5, and three
And the dog is biting in the warm blood flowing
My mind is going and my wheelchair’s slowing

Down the road a pace to my favourite place
And I’m on my way to an early grave
With booze and decay and the promises I made
My life’s in the skids, so no, I don’t want kids

I gotta get away but I can’t get away
Feelin’ so tied down but to no home town
The wall got my hands blood and now I’m spewing up mud
Writin’ up my will keeps me livin on still

And the woman that I love is marrying a great big bug
A great big bug

Well this has been fun,
Yours truly,
James Baxter

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

GUMPTYR: Ten of My Favourite Album Opening Lyrics


I love albums, but it's hard to get into them sometimes. Sometimes it takes time to get into the groove of things, to get the point of it. But sometimes an album opens with a strong line and you know you're in for a glorious time. So I decided I'd list ten of my favourite album opening lines, please note this is not my top 10 album openers, just lines. Though some would be the same if such a list were to exist. Well anyway without further ado...

"A-ho let's go"
Blitzkreig Bop
Ramones,
Ramones

Perfect rev up to a killer call to arms and is almost guaranteed

"Jesus died for somebody's sins... but not mine"
Gloria: In Excelsis
Horses
Patti Smith

 I love horses so perhaps I'm bias but when I hear that opening line all I can think is FUCK YEAH! And greatness follows, this woman is awesome!

"Please allow me to introduce myself"
Sympathy for the Devil
Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones

Do I really have to explain this one. Also BB is in my top ten albums :)

"There's something happening here"
For What It's Worth
Buffalo Springfield

Okay so its not that great of an album, though Buffalo Springfield Again is an awesome album. But its such a good song and if not a perfect start to an album than a perfect introduction to the protest movement. I don't care its my list!

"Standing by your window in pain, pistol in your hand, and I beg you dear Molly girl, try and understand your man the best you can"
Across the Great Divide
The Band
The Band

I've always loved this song and the opening verse just makes me have to listen to the whole song and time and time again the whole album. I may have cheated slightly though. Sue me

"Ground control to major tom"
Space Oddity
Space Oddity
David Bowie

Perfect album opener and opener to Bowie's whole career in general

"They call me Dr. John known as the night tripper"
Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya
Gris-Gris
Dr. John, the Night Tripper

Such a good jazzy intro into an awesome album. Very groovy and cool

"So ya, thought ya, might like to, go to the show"
In the Flesh?
The Wall
Pink Floyd

The Wall is a beautiful album that means a lot to me and shaped a lot of my youth and taste in music. I usually put it as my number one album, though The Velvet Underground and Nico is very close. So of course I had to go with In the Flesh?

"Sitin' in the mornin' sun and I'll be sittin till the evenin' comes"
(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay
The Dock of the Bay
Otis Redding

Otis Redding is a beautiful, beautiful man

"Mother, mother, there are far too many of you crying"
What's Going On
What's Going On
Marvin Gaye

Marvin Gaye is also a beautiful, beautiful man

I hope that you enjoyed this and bothered to listen to these great albums and marvel at their opening songs. Or don't! It's a free country!!! FUCK!

Well this has been fun,
Yours truly
James Baxter

Sunday, 10 February 2013

GUMPTYR: My 10 Favourite Television Characters


Hey there again, as a sign of nothing better to do I have decided to compile a list of my ten favourite television characters, this is of course an extremely bias list and of course has only one character per show, which was very hard to do with some shows, and thinking on it there's probably 20 more characters or so I like as much or just a smidge less than these. Well with all that intro underway let's get started

In no particular order we have


 Charlie Kelly, It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia

Probably not what you would consider a typical choice but I feel he is my favourite character in an extremely underrated show. Even in a bad episode you get the sense that Charlie is a very funny person. He is a character long stuck in a arrested development and is exploited as the idiot manchild of the group, his high pitched yelling and creation of the song Dayman are particular highlights. Also the storline of his long running love for the waitress is a particular strong point of the show that is always entertaining.


George Costanza, Seinfeld

 Why? Cause it's George
George is the funniest character IMO of one of the most classic television shows to grace TV. (though it definately had it fair share of shitty episodes; sorry). The storyline of the buildup to George getting married and his reaction to his mother catching him masterbate are prime classic George moments. He always makes me laugh through his extreme depression and makes you stratch your head as to why he gets so many hot babes


Rod Sterling, The Twilight Zone

This is a bit of a cheat but The Twilight Zone is my favourite show ever, each episode is like a great old black and white film, and most of the scripts written by Mr. Sterling and his narration giving the sense that this man is truly telling you the story. And what great stories he tells! Plus he is the essence of cool and the way he explains the themes and sets up the storylines is truly unimitable.

Simon Adebisi, Oz

Oz was one of the first great shows I have ever watched and I feel it ranks near the top in the HBO package (though I'm still yet to get around to The Sopranos). So with that being said Adebisi is definately my favourite character. He's just such a badass and commands the screen with how massive he and is booming with personality. Adebisi going through withdrawel is a strong highlight as well as his cafeteria battle with Peter Shibeta and friends


Omar Little, The Wire

Omar Little is the gay black robin hood of this Baltimore crime show and is literally almost everybody's favourite Wire character, including man. Every single scene with this guy is worth watching, I would like an edited version of the wire with just Omar scenes, that would be fantastic. The fear he strikes into a whole gang and crews is tremendous as he is only one man, with a shotgun, a whistle and a scar on his face. Long live Omar Little. Also the wire is such a good show


Louie C.K, Louie

I realize this one is kind of recent, but unlike Charlie which was a bias choice I truly believe Louie is fantastic. He writes, directs and acts in this show and has the true power of an autuer. The way he carrys the show entirely on his own back and turns it into a masterpeice is tremendous. He is overweight, depressed, cynical, but very funny and loving to his daughters. You really want this guy to catch a break


Gaius Baltar, Battlestar Galactica

Gaius Baltar has one of the most unpredictable and changing acts in a television show. He can go from hilarious to quite unnerving. His acting is top class, and his shared eroticism with Cylon #6 is truly captivating. Battlestar Galactica is one of my favourite shows and he is my favourite from it. That being said however, Adama, Number 6, Starbuck and Laura Roslin are all fabulous characters. Such a good show!


Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike is an awesome character. Buffy is a silly show that sometimes pulled through with some quality episodes (like the body, hush etc) but for the most part it was just a purely fun time. Spike was a mean vampire that loved to raise hell and disrupt things for everyone, and to his surpize and a chip in his head he found himself falling in love with the slayer


Walter White, Breaking Bad

Why is Breaking Bad not watched in theatres. I would go every week, that would be fantastic. Walter White is a great character with dynamite acting abilities. Even as he slowly morphs into a villian through the course of the show, you still route for him. He can make you feel so many different things, he is the one that knocks! A high school chemistry teacher that cooks and sells crystal meth, what could go wrong


Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

Another Joss Whedon character, yeah why not. The Captain is so cool, and is a bit like Han Solo if he hadn't joined the rebel forces and carried out his life as a transporter, only without the aliens, lazer guns and super powers. Mal is an easy to love character but a great leader for his men. And he's just an awesome time to watch. People are still sad about Firefly being canceled, but it was great for what we had, and that's more than enough sometimes

That's my brief list, the explainations were a bit rushed and not much of the characters was stated but perhaps that is a good thing. Just watch the shows and love the characters for yourself and heck, if you disagree with me that's fine. I'll happily have an opinated argument on the internet with anyone willing

Honorable Mentions;
David Brent, The Office UK
General Adama, Battlestar Galactica
Abed Nadir, Community
Gob, Buster, Tobias, Arrested Development (i couldn't pick a favourite for the top 10, this show works to well as an asemble)
Bender and Zoidberg, Futurama
Stewie, Family Guy
Bill, Freaks and Geeks
Cartman and Butters, South Park
Roy, Moss and Jen, The IT Crowd

Well this has been fun,
Yours truly
James Baxter

Friday, 8 February 2013

GUMPTYR: Morning Bacon with James Baxter #1


Well as I sit here eating delicious morning bacon, I have to decided to write the first of what could potential be a long running and decent blog given the right amount of time. My name is James Baxter, or Brodie Sexton-Clark (being my real name and all), and I am one of the primary forces behind a little independant film company AXfilms, which does not currently have a webpage but does however have a youtube channel, which I have linked up the top and a twitter. Also perhaps in the scheme of things may later have a blog all to its on, but for now I'll post any blog updates for it on here

I am a writer/director, actor, camera man, amatuer photographer, editor and all around massive movie historian and avid watcher. I have made two 40 minute feature length films, one of which I co-directed with my good friend and longtime collaborator Owen Bailey-McKay. Both of which are currently in the editing stages. The latter being The Mighty Air Guitar Band and currently being edited by me. Though its quite the bitch

I am a massive film guy and some of my favourite directors include Akira Kurosawa, Billy Wilder, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Jean-Luc Godard, Ingmar Bergman, Fritz Lang, Terry Gilliam, Alfred Hitchcock and Buster Keaton to name just a few. I'll most likely use this blog to post pictures I take, updates on the work I do, perhaps some movie reviews and every so often some thoughts I may have.

Well this has been fun,
yours truly,
James Baxter